A road worn biker walked into a Whore House, handed the Madam $ 500.00. In a slow, gruff voice the biker told the Madam he wanted a warm beer, a Bologna and Cheese sandwick, and a fat ugly woman. " Dear Sir, the Madam replied, for that kind of money you can a fine meal, and a beautiful woman." The biker peered at the Madam, " look lady, I'm not hungry or horny,,, Just home sick !

Attention Community Members! Membership Levels have finally arrived on the Cruiser Customizing Community! The more you contribute... the higher your membership level... the greater your reward! Not yet a member? Click here to Join Now For Free Since the launch of the Community mid 2008, we have been talking about membership levels, and how to reward our top contributing members. We have set up the levels, we gave them fun names, and we then began working on the measurement portion of the equation. Today we GO LIVE with membership points based on participation and the levels are as follows: How do you earn points? It's simple! Every function of the Community as a point value associated with it... and as you participate you earn points. To Start, every member is given 250 points upon sign-up and every time you return to the Community your will earn 5 an additional 5 points. In addition to the points you will receive for logging-in you will receive points for the following: Updating your profile Adding another member as your friend Accepting another as your friend Joining a Group Adding a Video Adding a Photo Adding a Profile Photo Adding an Audio Track Adding a Blog (Story) Post Starting a Message Board Discussion Replying to a Discussion Commenting on Media, Profiles, Groups Rating a Item Adding Tags Making Favorites etc... Where will you see your point accumulate?  On  your Member Profile  Here on the left you can see my initial 250 points for being a Member of our Cruiser Customizing Community! As I have added photos, rated others, and have created this story I have earned a couple more points... take a look at the photo to the right -- The point earnings start Today and All Members are on the same page! All Neighborhood Riders will be sent a Cruiser Customizing Key Chain All City Riders will be sent a Cruiser Customizing T-Shirt Prizes for other levels will be posted at a later date... so stay tuned! For those of you who are already contribution wizards... think of it as Practice! I look forward to seeing your exciting contributions as we roll forward. Thank you for your participation! If you are not a member of the Largest World Wide Motorcycle Community, click here to Join Now for Free!   Member Benefits Share your photos, videos, and stories Search install articles Your own "My Bike" web page to post photos and show off your ride. Making a purchase? Forgot your order number, no worries, members can view their order history with ease. Post product reviews. Create an accessories wishlist. Post the items you own or want to sell. Find other members near by. Looking forward to seeing you here as well as out on the open road!  Kyle Kyle Bradshaw Community Director Cruiser Customizing - Shared Passion. Individual Style. http://www.CruiserCustomizing.com/manybikes